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Kevin Smith @thatkevinsmith

Once, I was but an innocent egg. Until I was penetrated by a hockey-jersey-wearing sperm...

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So @harleyquinnsmith and I went to the movies tonight, and 3 hours later I’m shook! My God, @avengers Endgame is beyond epic! It’s everything you hope it will be and more - an absolute @marvelstudios marvel! Bring lotsa tissues for tears and other fluids! I’m pretty sure it will make all the money ever printed! Loved it and would watch again instantly! Big thanks to @chrishemsworth (who is genius in the flick) for the tickets! #KevinSmith #avengersendgame #avengers #marvel #marvelstudios
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So @harleyquinnsmith and I went to the movies tonight, and 3 hours later I’m shook! My God, @avengers Endgame is beyond epic! It’s everything you hope it will be and more - an absolute @marvelstudios marvel! Bring lotsa tissues for tears and other fluids! I’m pretty sure it will make all the money ever printed! Loved it and would watch again instantly! Big thanks to @chrishemsworth (who is genius in the flick) for the tickets! #kevinsmith #avengersendgame #avengers #marvel #marvelstudios

HOPPY EASTER from 1979 and the short kid in the loud shirt (pictured with my brother Donald and my sister @virginia_in_vienna)! Swipe to see a 40 year jump to Easter 2019 with @harleyquinnsmith & @jenschwalbach! #KevinSmith #easter #harleyquinnsmith #jenniferschwalbach #family #happyeaster
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HOPPY EASTER from 1979 and the short kid in the loud shirt (pictured with my brother Donald and my sister @virginia in vienna)! Swipe to see a 40 year jump to Easter 2019 with @harleyquinnsmith & @jenschwalbach! #kevinsmith #easter #harleyquinnsmith #jenniferschwalbach #family #happyeaster

HAPPY 4/20! I’ve got #hollywoodbabbleon at the good ol’ @hollywoodimprov tonight but I’m spending this blessed holiday editing @jayandsilentbob Reboot while smoking myself silly! And I mean smoking myself literally, thanks to our partners at @chemesis.tv, who gave me my very own weed, @jandsbstash! Try a #sativa that’ll make you chatty like #Jay or an #Indica to mellow you out like #SilentBob! If you’re in #California, you can find our pre-rolls in collector cases at Cat City Care, Westwood Farmacy, Bare Dispensary, New Age Care Center, Organic Solutions, Deserts Finest, The Healing Center, Dank Depot and the @lbgreenroom! Or if you’re a store in a weed-legal state and you wanna carry #jayandsilentbobprivatestash, contact @desert_zen_fulfillment today! As a fellow Traveler of the Green and a big believer in the benefits of the daily dank, I wish you all a happy, huffy 4/20! #KevinSmith #420 #chemesis #jayandsilentbobreboot #weed #cannabis #cannabiscommunity #15buckslittleman #longbeachgreenroom
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HAPPY 4/20! I’ve got #hollywoodbabbleon at the good ol’ @hollywoodimprov tonight but I’m spending this blessed holiday editing @jayandsilentbob Reboot while smoking myself silly! And I mean smoking myself literally, thanks to our partners at @chemesis.tv, who gave me my very own weed, @jandsbstash! Try a #sativa that’ll make you chatty like #Jay or an #Indica to mellow you out like #silentbob! If you’re in #california, you can find our pre-rolls in collector cases at Cat City Care, Westwood Farmacy, Bare Dispensary, New Age Care Center, Organic Solutions, Deserts Finest, The Healing Center, Dank Depot and the @lbgreenroom! Or if you’re a store in a weed-legal state and you wanna carry #jayandsilentbobprivatestash, contact @desert zen fulfillment today! As a fellow Traveler of the Green and a big believer in the benefits of the daily dank, I wish you all a happy, huffy 4/20! #kevinsmith #420 #chemesis #jayandsilentbobreboot #weed #cannabis #cannabiscommunity

Throwback Thursday: Cannes 1994. I’m on the left and the stud on the right with the @festivaldecannes badge hung temptingly below his treasure trail is the better half of #smodcast, @grinchmovie director @samosier! Mister @marktuskflaneurfoto not only championed our first film #clerks, he also captured this casual (almost sexual) moment on the #pulpfiction yacht! Look at us: two crazy kids from the @vancouverfilmschool who made a movie with spit, glue, and credit cards, suddenly finding themselves at the center of the cinematic universe as their world cracks open! We were on the cusp of 24 and our dreams had kinda came true - and that was the moment Scott decided to tan his midriff. But 1994 Kev has no idea that, four years later in 1998 he’ll meet @jenschwalbach - or that he’ll become a Dad to @harleyquinnsmith five years later in 1999. In his mind, @jayandsilentbob are neither striking back nor rebooting - because when this moment was marked, the kid hiding his abs wants nothing more than to make #mallrats. This photo is 25 years old - but it feels like it happened last week. Life moves at the speed of Barry Allen. However, this @ww Ambassador would like to point out that he weighs less today than he did when this photo was taken. The kid in the picture gave me so much - the least I could do in return is to keep him alive as long as I can. (Follow @marktuskflaneurfoto for some killer indie film history pics! Mark was snapping pics the whole time he was helping the filmmakers you love launch their careers!) #KevinSmith #scottmosier #ww #wwambassador #cannesfilmfestival #cannes #marktusk  #throwbackthursday
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Throwback Thursday: Cannes 1994. I’m on the left and the stud on the right with the @festivaldecannes badge hung temptingly below his treasure trail is the better half of #smodcast, @grinchmovie director @samosier! Mister @marktuskflaneurfoto not only championed our first film #clerks, he also captured this casual (almost sexual) moment on the #pulpfiction yacht! Look at us: two crazy kids from the @vancouverfilmschool who made a movie with spit, glue, and credit cards, suddenly finding themselves at the center of the cinematic universe as their world cracks open! We were on the cusp of 24 and our dreams had kinda came true - and that was the moment Scott decided to tan his midriff. But 1994 Kev has no idea that, four years later in 1998 he’ll meet @jenschwalbach - or that he’ll become a Dad to @harleyquinnsmith five years later in 1999. In his mind, @jayandsilentbob are neither striking back nor rebooting - because when this moment was marked, the kid hiding his abs wants

More Adventures in Editing! On the left is the #jayandsilentbobstrikeback moment when @jayandsilentbob find out there’s a #bluntmanandchronic movie. It happens at the 5 minute & 12 second mark of the flick. On the right is the similar moment in our new film #jayandsilentbobreboot when #jayandsilentbob find out there’s going to be a #Bluntman and #Chronic #reboot. This time around, it happens at the 12 minute and 18 second mark. The 7 minute difference is packed with funny shit that moves the plot along, but still - it’s taking me 7 minutes longer to do the same shit I did nearly 20 years ago. And *that* may be the most perfect post production metaphor for getting old I’ll ever make. Also: look at the differences between 2001 @jaymewes and me and 2019 #jasonmewes and me. (And Easter Egg Alert: look over Jay’s shoulder and you’ll spot the second appearance of #captainmarvel in our Brodie scene.) Also: come join me and @ralphgarman for our #hollywoodbabbleon 4/20 show on Saturday at the @hollywoodimprov! We’ll burn through a fun-filled show!  #KevinSmith #avidmediacomposer #avideditor #movie #movies #20yearchallenge #postproduction
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More Adventures in Editing! On the left is the #jayandsilentbobstrikeback moment when @jayandsilentbob find out there’s a #bluntmanandchronic movie. It happens at the 5 minute & 12 second mark of the flick. On the right is the similar moment in our new film #jayandsilentbobreboot when #jayandsilentbob find out there’s going to be a #Bluntman and #Chronic #reboot. This time around, it happens at the 12 minute and 18 second mark. The 7 minute difference is packed with funny shit that moves the plot along, but still - it’s taking me 7 minutes longer to do the same shit I did nearly 20 years ago. And *that* may be the most perfect post production metaphor for getting old I’ll ever make. Also: look at the differences between 2001 @jaymewes and me and 2019 #jasonmewes and me. (And Easter Egg Alert: look over Jay’s shoulder and you’ll spot the second appearance of #captainmarvel in our Brodie scene.) Also: come join me and @ralphgarman for our #hollywoodbabbleon 4/20 show on

This is me and my only begotten daughter on the night we wrapped @jayandsilentbob Reboot! In the latest episode of #smodcast (link in my bio), I talk to @harleyquinnsmith about making music with @thetenthband and the differences between acting in a classy flick like @onceinhollywood and an ass-y flick like #JayAndSilentBobReboot! Photo by @kylebonokaplan! #KevinSmith #harleyquinnsmith #harleyquinn #daughter #dad #kylekaplan #smodcast
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This is me and my only begotten daughter on the night we wrapped @jayandsilentbob Reboot! In the latest episode of #smodcast (link in my bio), I talk to @harleyquinnsmith about making music with @thetenthband and the differences between acting in a classy flick like @onceinhollywood and an ass-y flick like #jayandsilentbobreboot! Photo by @kylebonokaplan! #kevinsmith #harleyquinnsmith #harleyquinn #daughter #dad #kylekaplan #smodcast

‪We wrapped @jayandsilentbob Reboot in #neworleans on 3/26. Today, on 4/15, I finished my first cut of our little oddity odyssey. Current running time is 1 hour and 54 minutes, but I’m aiming for the #JayAndSilentBobStrikeBack running time of 1 hour and 45 minutes. Now the tough choices begin, as I endeavor to keep everyone and everything we shot in the movie and off the cutting room floor! I love editing my flicks because it’s like the last chance to write one more draft of the script. @samosier and I cut #clerks on a big ol’ six plate #steenbeck back in 1993. But after Mos taught me how to edit using the @avidtechnology on #chasingamy in 1996, I’ve cut all my flicks using the #avidmediacomposer. That’s over two decades of brand loyalty - all because Avid has helped me make my dreams come true for 23 years now. And mind you, this is not an ad: it’s just a love letter to some tech without which it’d be lots harder to tell my stupid cinematic stories. #KevinSmith #jayandsilentbobreboot #editing #avidtechnology #movie #postproduction #sabanfilms
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‪We wrapped @jayandsilentbob Reboot in #neworleans on 3/26. Today, on 4/15, I finished my first cut of our little oddity odyssey. Current running time is 1 hour and 54 minutes, but I’m aiming for the #jayandsilentbobstrikeback running time of 1 hour and 45 minutes. Now the tough choices begin, as I endeavor to keep everyone and everything we shot in the movie and off the cutting room floor! I love editing my flicks because it’s like the last chance to write one more draft of the script. @samosier and I cut #clerks on a big ol’ six plate #steenbeck back in 1993. But after Mos taught me how to edit using the @avidtechnology on #chasingamy in 1996, I’ve cut all my flicks using the #avidmediacomposer. That’s over two decades of brand loyalty - all because Avid has helped me make my dreams come true for 23 years now. And mind you, this is not an ad: it’s just a love letter to some tech without which it’d be lots harder to tell my stupid cinematic stories. #kevinsmith

People kept asking for my reaction to the new @starwars trailer. So now you can watch along and hear me react and then listen in as @ralphgarman and I spend 10 minutes theorizing what the title of #TheRiseOfSkywalker may actually mean! Visit (and subscribe to) my @youtube channel (link in my bio) to view the extract from this week’s #hollywoodbabbleon home show! Ralph and I are just getting back in the Babble saddle after my time away on #jayandsilentbobreboot, so we’ve got a 4/20 show at the @hollywoodimprov  this Saturday, and a week of shows in the UK, Ireland and Scotland starting May 9th (tickets at seesmod .com)! #KevinSmith #babble #babbleon #ralphgarman #garmy #starwars #starwarstheriseofskywalker
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People kept asking for my reaction to the new @starwars trailer. So now you can watch along and hear me react and then listen in as @ralphgarman and I spend 10 minutes theorizing what the title of #theriseofskywalker may actually mean! Visit (and subscribe to) my @youtube channel (link in my bio) to view the extract from this week’s #hollywoodbabbleon home show! Ralph and I are just getting back in the Babble saddle after my time away on #jayandsilentbobreboot, so we’ve got a 4/20 show at the @hollywoodimprov this Saturday, and a week of shows in the UK, Ireland and Scotland starting May 9th (tickets at seesmod .com)! #kevinsmith #babble #babbleon #ralphgarman #garmy #starwars #starwarstheriseofskywalker

Sometimes I like to highlight unknown actors in our industry - and I think *this* fresh face from young Hollywood might soon find fame and fortune on the Silver Screen! He’s newcomer @chrishemsworth and I’m predicting right here that Chris is gonna take Tinsel Town by storm one day! The boy is like a god who thundered down from another universe! But it’s not some kinda dark world because this guy is no black hat - he’s an artistic avenger who’s just looking to book his first gig on the way to his ultimate endgame: a S.A.G. card! So I’m gonna take a chance on this up and coming charismatic kid from Australia and help him out on his star trek with a low key role in @jayandsilentbob Reboot. He’s a killer comedic actor but I keep telling him that the *real* money’s in @marvelstudios movies. In a just world, he’d get to at least screen test for them. Regardless, I’ll keep you posted on Chris’ Hollywood progress. He should go far, because Chris is a super nice charmer who’s crazy talented and incredibly generous with his time. If you can get past the guy’s unorthodox looks, you’ll find a whole Hems worth of raw, untapped talent! #KevinSmith #chrishemsworth #jayandsilentbobreboot #avengers #avengersendgame #thor #thorragnarok #centrfit #grateful #bucketlist #class #melbourne
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Sometimes I like to highlight unknown actors in our industry - and I think *this* fresh face from young Hollywood might soon find fame and fortune on the Silver Screen! He’s newcomer @chrishemsworth and I’m predicting right here that Chris is gonna take Tinsel Town by storm one day! The boy is like a god who thundered down from another universe! But it’s not some kinda dark world because this guy is no black hat - he’s an artistic avenger who’s just looking to book his first gig on the way to his ultimate endgame: a S.A.G. card! So I’m gonna take a chance on this up and coming charismatic kid from Australia and help him out on his star trek with a low key role in @jayandsilentbob Reboot. He’s a killer comedic actor but I keep telling him that the *real* money’s in @marvelstudios movies. In a just world, he’d get to at least screen test for them. Regardless, I’ll keep you posted on Chris’ Hollywood progress. He should go far, because Chris is a super nice charmer

Wanna watch some children fail with me?  @gocyalive and @paramountmovies are throwing a BAD NEWS BEARS online viewing party that I’ll be hosting THIS SUNDAY at 5pmPT/8pmET (before Winter comes)! Watch along with me while I reminisce about this formative movie that I love - the film which taught me, at age 6, that it’s okay to lose (a handy lesson for the maker of @tuskthemovie and @yogahosers to learn early in life)! Limited free tickets at Google Chrome (Code: CYAKEVIN)! Go to the link in my bio for details! #KevinSmith #cyalive #badnewsbears #paramountmovies
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Wanna watch some children fail with me? @gocyalive and @paramountmovies are throwing a BAD NEWS BEARS online viewing party that I’ll be hosting THIS SUNDAY at 5pmPT/8pmET (before Winter comes)! Watch along with me while I reminisce about this formative movie that I love - the film which taught me, at age 6, that it’s okay to lose (a handy lesson for the maker of @tuskthemovie and @yogahosers to learn early in life)! Limited free tickets at Google Chrome (Code: CYAKEVIN)! Go to the link in my bio for details! #kevinsmith #cyalive #badnewsbears #paramountmovies

Happy Birthday to the Love of my limited life, the lady I call Wife, Mother of my only begotten child, and girlfriend for quite awhile - @jenschwalbach! On this adventure of a lifetime, she is Sacajawea to my Lewis or Clark - ever guiding me through an unfamiliar world to a brighter horizon, usually with the Kid strapped to her back. And as much as I dig @harleyquinnsmith, she couldn’t exist without Jenny (proud manufacturer of dickless, beardless Kev clones since 1999). I didn’t just hit the jackpot with Schwalbach - I won the entire casino! And it’s like the casino was fulla money and puppies! You continue to enchant me, my Forever Girlfriend! And while I’ve never been the perfect husband, I’ve always at least tried to earn the decades of support and encouragement (and sex) that you’ve tirelessly given me since we met back in 1998. When I was a kid, I always wondered about 2 things: 1) Why didn’t Luke swing the lightsaber BEHIND the Emperor’s throne and kill him *that* way in #returnofthejedi - because then Vader couldn’t have blocked the blow; and 2) Who would ever marry me? The first question still frustrates me, but you answered the second one years ago - continuing to do so every day. Thank you for letting me share in your one and only life, my Love! Also: thank you for tolerating a man who sometimes has to wear a wig to work. And if I have to leave this best-of-all-possible worlds one day, you’ll be all I’ll think about. So I’ll probably be saying your name when I die - and because I’m a coward, I’ll likely also be saying “SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!” But let’s be honest: you already saved me a long time ago, my hero. To quote a great American “I’m not a smart man, Jenny. But I know what love is.” And it is you. I love you! Wake and cake, Birthday Girl! Photo by @kylebonokaplan! #KevinSmith #birthday #birthdaygirl #jenschwalbach #jennyschwalbach #married #jayandsilentbobreboot
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Happy Birthday to the Love of my limited life, the lady I call Wife, Mother of my only begotten child, and girlfriend for quite awhile - @jenschwalbach! On this adventure of a lifetime, she is Sacajawea to my Lewis or Clark - ever guiding me through an unfamiliar world to a brighter horizon, usually with the Kid strapped to her back. And as much as I dig @harleyquinnsmith, she couldn’t exist without Jenny (proud manufacturer of dickless, beardless Kev clones since 1999). I didn’t just hit the jackpot with Schwalbach - I won the entire casino! And it’s like the casino was fulla money and puppies! You continue to enchant me, my Forever Girlfriend! And while I’ve never been the perfect husband, I’ve always at least tried to earn the decades of support and encouragement (and sex) that you’ve tirelessly given me since we met back in 1998. When I was a kid, I always wondered about 2 things: 1) Why didn’t Luke swing the lightsaber BEHIND the Emperor’s throne and kill him

Next month, @ralphgarman and I bring a bit of HOLLYWOOD to ENGLAND, IRELAND and SCOTLAND when we BABBLE-ON in DUBLIN, BIRMINGHAM, MANCHESTER, EDINBURGH and LONDON! I asked #smodsquad sprite @thedarknatereturns to create some art to help get the word out about our shows, MAY 9th to MAY 15th, and as per usual, he killed it! These are my first overseas shows since the heart attack, so if you wanna laugh along with me and #ralphgarman when we bring the Babble abroad, you can get tickets by clicking the link in my bio! #kevinsmith #garmy #hollywoodbabbleon #england #ireland #scotland #babble #dublin #birmingham #manchester #edinburgh #london
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Next month, @ralphgarman and I bring a bit of HOLLYWOOD to ENGLAND, IRELAND and SCOTLAND when we BABBLE-ON in DUBLIN, BIRMINGHAM, MANCHESTER, EDINBURGH and LONDON! I asked #smodsquad sprite @thedarknatereturns to create some art to help get the word out about our shows, MAY 9th to MAY 15th, and as per usual, he killed it! These are my first overseas shows since the heart attack, so if you wanna laugh along with me and #ralphgarman when we bring the Babble abroad, you can get tickets by clicking the link in my bio! #kevinsmith #garmy #hollywoodbabbleon #england #ireland #scotland #babble #dublin #birmingham #manchester #edinburgh #london

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